Jewel Simone Elizabeth is a New York City-based comedy writer/performer, professional actor and half of the comedy duo, TWO FAKE BLONDES.

She is a graduate of UCB New York & iO Chicago and currently performs on the PIT House Sketch Team, FACE FOR RADIO.

Her TV appearances include Jimmy Fallon, Billy on the Street, All My Children, Telemundo, Celebrity Apprentice and a little ol' football game called Superbowl 48.

She has written for Reductress, and Funny or Die. Jewel performs original characters every month with her comedy duo, TWO FAKE BLONDES.